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Coffee Dilemma
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”.
The husband said, ” You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, ” I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
“HEBREWS”
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RajniKanth – All in one Spider Man, Bat Man, He Man!
Rajnikant…
1.Rajnikant wanted someone who wouldn’t bow in fron’t of him, so created GOD.
2.Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s decendents were found to be giraffes!!
3.When Rajnikant does push ups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down…!!!
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4.If u mistype Rajnikant ‘s name in Google, it doesn’t suggest a correction, It simply says “Run While You Still Can!!!!”
5.Once superman made a bet with Rajnikant, the loser had to wear the underwear outside !
6.Rajinikanth’s email id is gmail@rajinikanth.com Rajnikant
7.There is no Ctrl button on Rajnikant’s pc beacuse Rajnikant is always in control ![]()
8.Rajnikant died 20 years ago. Death hasn’t built the courage to tell him yet!
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Call Center Joke – Tech support and Customer Discussion.
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer “No.”
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
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