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Call Center Joke – Tech support and Customer Discussion.
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer “No.”
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
Call Center Jokes – Install Software.
Customer: “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting
the same error message.”
Tech Support:: “Did you install the update?”
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”
Call Center Jokes – MS Word.
Customer:: “I’m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.”
Tech Support:: “Tell me what you’ve done.”
Customer: “I typed ‘A:SETUP’.”
Tech Support:: “Ma’am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.”
Customer:: “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’.”
Tech Support:: “Insert the MS Word setup disk.”
Customer:: “What?”
Tech Support: “Did you buy MS word?”
Customer: “No…”
Call Center Jokes
Tech Support:: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see
the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
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Tech Support:: “What type of computer do you have?”
Customer:: “A white one.”
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Tech Support:: “Type ‘A:’ at the prompt.”
Customer:: “How do you spell that?”
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Tech Support: “What’s on your screen right now?”
Customer: “A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store.”
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Tech Support:: “What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Pentium.”
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Customer: “My computer’s telling me I performed an illegal abortion.”
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Customer: “I have Microsoft Exploder.”
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Customer: “How do I print my voicemail?”
Awesome Telugu Jokes
Telugu Jokes is the ultimate collection funny and hilarious to read jokes and other funny stuff which will give you a jolly time and leave you laughing out loud.
Good Student Joke
Teacher: etraa kalyan geetha ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi.
Kalyan: meere kada sir emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi ani chepparu
Elephant and Ant Joke
Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?
Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!
FEVI KICK
Father: entra mummy mounga kurchindi..?
Son: em ladu pappa mummy lipstic adigite fevistic ichanu anthe….
Exam Results Telugu Joke
Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi……
son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.
Funny Telugu Joke
principal: write ur father name in english.
student: temple steps water king.
principal: are u joking
student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.
110 floor
There are three friends lived in the same room at 110th floor of the building*** One day lift not working , so they decided to tell the story for time pass during climbing steps* they started climbing steps* First person told and an action story up to 50 th floor*** Second person told the comedy story up to 109 th floor** Third person told one sentiment story** That is MAMA ROOM KEYS CAR LO MARICHIPOYA-***
Bicham adukundam
Wife: Vinandi… Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam
Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam
Wife: eduku?
Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki.
Telugu Joke
ramu : ye cake tinalemo thelusaa?
somu : theliyadum ledhuraa
ramu: Detergent Cake
Telugu Doctor Joke
Ramu : aa doctor nakili doctor ani yetlaa kanipettavu?
somu : kuttinchu kovadaaniki tailor dhukaanaaniki vellamannaaduraa
Funny Exam Quotes
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
Bryn Mawr had done what a four-year dose of liberal education was designed to do: unfit her for eighty per cent of useful work of the world.
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
You can lead a boy to college but you can’t make him think.
Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates….
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible. College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. (Clown Prince of American Humor, 1975)
They are so afraid we shall break down, and you know the reputation of the college is at stake, for the question is, can girls get a college degree without injuring their health.
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed
Marriage Jokes
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married – and now he is going thru hell.
3.A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds : ” Wife wanted”. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing “You can have mine.”
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It’s easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.” The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.”
7. “What’s the matter, you look depressed.” “I’m having trouble with my wife.” “What happened?” “She said she wasn’t going to speak to me for 30 days.” But that ought to make you happy.” “It did, but today is the last day.”
8.”Darling,” whispered a frail little husband from his chair. ” I’m very sick, would you please call me a vet?”. “A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?” The husband replied. Because I work like a horse,live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow.”
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